I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
She announced her abortion via fbk
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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