so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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