Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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