i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
false alarm. still invincible.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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