He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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