Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Randomize