Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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