This is not my ceiling
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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