so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
