Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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