never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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