me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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