His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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