I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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