So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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