found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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