woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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