i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
