My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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