i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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