Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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