I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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