you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
