The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We are all done wearing pants today
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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