real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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