I got chris browned last night
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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