the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I need water and some morals
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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