last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
