Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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