So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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