Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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