Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
