real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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