i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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