tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She's the barista slut.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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