my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This baby is an asshole
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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