ugly people sure do ruin things
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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