super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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