This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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