where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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