I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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