used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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