come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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