there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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