it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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