He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just googled if crying burns calories
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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