dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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