fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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