I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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