I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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