I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
