i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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