he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
where are you?
Hypothermia
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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