This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We got so high we made milksteak
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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