My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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